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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.

Bill Cosby

All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Gift God Heart Marriage Memories Relationship
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word

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