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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.

Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name

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