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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.

Bill Cosby

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst

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