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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.

Bill Cosby

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Black Grow Up Myself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself

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