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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.

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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn’t know fluffy. Everything sank.
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