I was a high school throw-out.
ALAN KINGI was a high school throw-out.
ALAN KINGLarry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
ALAN KINGMy son says I never tell stories about anyone who’s living.
ALAN KINGComedy is a reflection. We create nothing.
ALAN KINGThe world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
ALAN KINGIt’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
ALAN KINGVillains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
ALAN KINGBut in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
ALAN KINGEd Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore’s program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
ALAN KINGA summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat!
ALAN KINGWe watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
ALAN KINGWhen I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
ALAN KINGFor me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
ALAN KINGMy favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
ALAN KINGBanks have a new image. Now you have ‘a friend,’ your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
ALAN KINGYou want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
ALAN KING