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Modesty is not one of my virtues.

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But in the movies, I just love the heavies. It’s much more fun.
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Fun heavy Love More Movie Much
There’s nobody to believe in anymore, nobody to trust.
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Any Believe More Nobody Trust
An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me.
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Always Big Consider End Failure Line Old Socialist Unionist
We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Great New Older Thing Year
There’s a charm, there’s a rhythm, there’s a soul to Jewish humor.
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Charm Humor Rhythm Soul
I don’t mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
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Being Bird Come Early Gonna Mind Sixty-five Special Tell
I always plan dinner first thing in the morning.
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Always Dinner First Morning Plan Thing
My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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Father Help Leave Not True
I didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
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Give Interview Know Poor Start Until
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it’s hard to turn away.
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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
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Bed Eat Favorite Out Saturday Spend Sport Television Watch Way
Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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Better Salami Sex Slice Thickly
Villains are a ball. People have been laughing at me for 50 years, so I love to sit in the back of the theater and listen to them hate me.
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Back Ball Been Fifty Laugh Listen Love People Theatre Villian Year
When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’
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Done First Jewish Act Person Saw Told

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