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Modesty is not one of my virtues.

Alan King

You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
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Attack Fun Make Somebody
As a parent, I’d – I’d be a better father.
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Better Father Parent
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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Fight Keep Marriage Nature Stranger Way
One thing I’ve never said in my whole life is, ‘Let’s have dinner at a Japanese restaurant.’
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Country Dinner Life One Restaurant Thing Whole
It’s more fun with someone who really likes it. I can’t imagine having a lasting friendship with anyone who is not interested in food.
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Anyone Food Friendship Imagine Interest Last Like More Someone
We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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Ability Behave Fun Make Society Watch
For me, that wasn’t such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time.
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Always Birthday Joke Me Such Time
That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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Great New Older Thing Year
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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Get Good Know Look Old People Tell
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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Funny Holocaust Joke Make Occur People Way
We set no styles, no standards. We’re reflections. It’s a distorted mirror in the fun house.
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Distort Fun House Mirror Reflection Set Standard Style
Modesty is not one of my virtues.
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Modesty One Virtue
I won’t eat in a place that has suits of armor.
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Armor Eat Place Suit
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn’t let him cut my nails.
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Brother College Cut Him Member Nail Physician Surgeon Youngest
My father helped me leave. He said, ‘It’s all out there, it’s not here.’
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Father Help Leave Not True
My lawyer said, “Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?” I said, “Fire and theft.” The lawyer frowned. “Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft.”
ALAN KING

Coverage Fire Frown Kind Lawyer Problem Theft

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