If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
ALAN KINGI didn’t know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
More Alan King Quotes
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Some would say certain of these refer to the stereotypical, or ‘stage’ Jew. But objectively speaking, the only crime in humor is an unfunny joke.
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I made it, Ma – Carnegie Hall. And I didn’t have to practice.
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It’s not easy being a father, but I’ve been allowed a comeback.
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
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I had a sympathetic role in ‘thirtysomething,’ and in two weeks I’m going to do the role again.
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My mother’s sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
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Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
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The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life.
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My father was a dreamer – my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady’s handbags.
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You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
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That’s the great thing about New Year’s, you get to be a year older.
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The other day my house caught fire.
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We watch society. As society behaves, then we have the ability to make fun of it.
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Now that’s better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
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