Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it’s about fudge packing and triple D’s at 13.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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The very definition of ‘beauty’ is outside.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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