I get depressed at airports.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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So most people don’t have the courage to admit there’s no God and they know it. They feel it. They try to suppress it. And if you bring it up they get angry because it freaks them out.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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