I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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My motto is “more mystery, less history”.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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