I am not a good cue card reader.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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I don’t like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I’d never hurt another person.
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He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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There is a ton of pressure and you need to read cue cards. I am not a good cue card reader.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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