No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
ADAM CAROLLAIt should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I’ll never get to do that.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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