It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINI’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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