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Mark Twain Quote - I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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