Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINI’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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