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George Carlin Quote - People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math.

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Pardon me I’ve got nothing to say.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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Meow means woof in cat.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
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