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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Cosby

Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Deep Rise See Sun
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Deep Dream One Liner Wake Up Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

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