The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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