I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINI must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAINIt takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
MARK TWAINAction speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
MARK TWAINHistory doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
MARK TWAINPart of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINName the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
MARK TWAINThe worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAINThe right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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