Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINI have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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