“Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.”

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

All parents experience the same problems.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

To conceal anything from those to whom I am attached, is not in my nature. I can never close my lips where I have opened my heart.

Every revolution starts and ends with his lips.

Her red lips were like a bow dipped in the blood of ease.

All the scars I hide fearfully, you see; counting them carefully with your lips, and telling me they are beautiful.

How is it that I can drink from your lips and still crave? More and more, and even more of you.

My lips thirst for yours but they are desert dry our hostile environment has weathered our love.

Lips taste as honey eyes shine like stars hearts filled with fire.

The contradiction of my lips so cold outside so warm within.