A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBYTake your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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