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Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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Myself Talk
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Deep Forget Ourselves
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself

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