Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
BILL COSBYTake your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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