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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.

Bill Cosby

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Home Loss Myself
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fantasy Funny Greatness Oneself Romantic
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Father Funny Love Present
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Authority Power Trust Yourself
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational

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