Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
BILL COSBYThe Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Only stupid one’s.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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