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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.

Bill Cosby

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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Importance Myself People Person Self Love Try Worth
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Children End Friendship Myself Play
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBY

Children End Friendship Myself Play

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