Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
BILL COSBYYou can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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