Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
BILL COSBYYou can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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