I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
BILL COSBYYou can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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