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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

Bill Cosby

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Dog Teaching Yourself
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Children Father Joy Myself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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Deep Hear Thinking Voice Woman Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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Laughter Life Survive Worst
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

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