Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
BILL COSBYYou can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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