There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
BILL COSBYYou can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Only stupid one’s.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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