All parents experience the same problems.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Only stupid one’s.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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