Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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