A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBYI guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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