It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Only stupid one’s.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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