The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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