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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Children Goodness Ideas Myself Reality Reason Time
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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Life Man Pride
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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Children Mom Myself Oneself Past Science Start Young
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
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Danger People World

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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