A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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