Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
BILL COSBYSuddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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