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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Only stupid one’s.
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One Liner Stupidity
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Fun Yourself
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Children Injury
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Avoid Law Promise
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.
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Empty Herself Moments Myself Philosophy
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.

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