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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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Doctor Yourself
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner
The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Afraid Decision Inspirational
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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Beautiful Children Love People Sex
Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Art God Hairs One Liner
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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Children Ordinary Parents Talk
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Death Himself See Voice Yourself
Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Decision Fear Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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