Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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More Bill Cosby Quotes
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Nothing I’ve ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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