“Old is always fifteen years from now.”

Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

All parents experience the same problems.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

New pain is an old pain wrapped in a new story.

Old ways won’t open new doors.

Yeah lets grow old together, But promise me we’ll always have youth in our bones.

She is the old school hard love, your modern brittle love can’t afford to carry.

Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich.

I had shed my old skin so I could make room to grow into myself again.

She is an old soul, with young eyes. An euphoric heart and a beautiful mind.

No matter how astray the becoming might be, I’ll never search for the old in me.