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Bill Cosby

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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Death Funny Life Reading Worst
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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Myself World Yourself
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
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Fundamental Marriage Oneself Truth Wife
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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Dignity Person Right
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Dream Future Inspirational Past
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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Lips Yourself
That’s why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
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Body Philosophy Science
I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Failure Myself Success
If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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Recognize See Yourself
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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Future Goal Stop Violence World
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Eat Myself Pieces

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