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Bill Cosby

I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
BILL COSBY

Home Loss Myself
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
BILL COSBY

Myself World Yourself
And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
BILL COSBY

Doctor Yourself
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
BILL COSBY

Deep Rise See Sun
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
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Deep Empty Philosophy Yourself
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.
BILL COSBY

Intellectual Nature People
When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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One Liner Yourself
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
BILL COSBY

Myself World
The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Problem Technology Thinking
You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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Genius Marriage Yourself
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
BILL COSBY

Children End Friendship Myself Play
All parents experience the same problems.
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Experience Parents Problem
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
BILL COSBY

Future Goal Stop Violence World
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Challenge Violence
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
BILL COSBY

Danger People World
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
BILL COSBY

Life Man Pride

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