Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
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And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl there’s a little voice that say, ‘I wonder where he would go if it hadn’t been for his head.
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Man can not live by bread alone, he must have peanut butter.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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