Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
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When you become senile, you won’t know it.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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