Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
BILL COSBYWhen you become senile, you won’t know it.
More Bill Cosby Quotes
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.
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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth who allow their kids to come back home.
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I was’nt always black. There was this freckel that just grew and grew.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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Nobody ever says, Can I have your beets?
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