It isn’t a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that’s beautiful.
BILL COSBYYou can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
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Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Decide that you want it more than you’re afraid of it.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t.
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All parents experience the same problems.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
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In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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All Children Have Brain Damage!
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
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