As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.
BILL COSBYYou can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they’re not.
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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
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Gray hair is gods graffiti.
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.
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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn’t let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Was not In the men’s room, Julie.
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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
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I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
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You are a genius! and I am a genius because I married you.
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I’m not the boss of my house. I don’t know how I lost it, I don’t know when I lost it, I don’t really think I ever had it. But I’ve seen the boss’s job and I don’t want it!
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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And so the dentist says ‘Rinse.’ So you lean over, and you’re lookin’ at this miniature toilet bowl.
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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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