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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Funny Future God Hope
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Carry Children End Funny Name
Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.
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Justice Parents Peace Quiet
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what’s bitter and move on.
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Forgiveness Imagination Move On People Yourself
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.
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Advice Book Children Discipline Father Mother Mystery Right
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
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Carry Weapon Yourself
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
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Different Man Woman
Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He’s very, very busy.
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Deep Devil Forget
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Children Home Human
Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.
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Myself World
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
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Deep Eyes See
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
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Children Development Music Time Weird
A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.
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Advice Necessary Stupidity Wisdom Word
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Desire Failure Fear Greatness Success
A grandchild is God’s reward for raising a child.
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Children God
Old is always fifteen years from now.
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Old One Liner

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don’t want to see the dog doing them.

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