The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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