Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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