If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
GEORGE CARLINNever argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Is there another word for synonym?
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I’ve never owned a telescope, but it’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
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We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
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Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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Always do whatever’s next.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
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I’m happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
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Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
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