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George Carlin Quote - Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
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If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
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If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you’re gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It’s so fuckin’ heroic.
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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you’ll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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