Everyone smiles in the same language.
GEORGE CARLINNever argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
More George Carlin Quotes
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Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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It’s never just a game when you’re winning.
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Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
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I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
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Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
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The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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