A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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