It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
MARK TWAINThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAINThe best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAINA half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINMan is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINSanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
MARK TWAINKeep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAIN