I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAIN
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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