Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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