The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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