I never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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