We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSThe man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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