The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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