Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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