You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERSThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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