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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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