When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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