“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Being comfortable with the uncomfortable is the new confidence.

You do not even have to believe in yourself or your work. You have to keep open and aware directly to the urges that motivate you. Keep the channel open.

Words can INSPIRE and words can DESTROY. Choose YOURS well.

The greatest of people that have ever been in society, they were never versions of someone else. They were themselves.

As long as I try, there’s always a chance of getting up. It’s not the end until you give up.

Today, let’s be determined to see blessings in the midst of things that seem like burdens.

You’ve got to have this burning desire in your chest to succeed.

There’s a big difference between motivation and inspiration: Inspire through values and motivation takes care of itself.