An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSYou’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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