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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.

Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard

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