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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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