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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rogers

Common sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERS

Common Sense Funny One Liner
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS

Inspirational Right Sit Track
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS

Die Dog Heaven Want
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS

Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS

Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERS

Chance Impression Inspirational Life
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People
Always drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERS

Drink Funny Leadership
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERS

Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERS

Motivational Park Road Space Success
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS

Education Man Stupidity
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS

Government Match Men Play

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