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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

Will Rogers

I never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Man Meet never One Liner
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERS

Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS

Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS

Farmer Optimistic
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Reason Vote
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERS

Government Pay Thankful
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERS

Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Man One Liner
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS

Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERS

Joke Pratical Trouble
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERS

Account Democracy Government Nation People
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
WILL ROGERS

Ignorance Newspaper Reading
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble

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