April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINLoyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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