Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSWork to make a living; serve to make a life.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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