If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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