The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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