The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERSThere are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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