“Government is like a baby: an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.”

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.

Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.

America is too great for small dreams.

Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.

Government does not solve problems. It subsidizes them.

Freedom is not free.

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.

We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we will always be free.

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.

Government is like a baby: an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Government is like a baby: an alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

Sometimes when I’m faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.

Sometimes when I’m faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there’s a cook.

Baby you are not at all who they think you are.

I swipe right to get you off of my mind, baby all these other boys aren’t my kind

Being home with two babies has been challenging and fun, while trying to carve out an identity for myself beyond it.

My baby lives in shades of blue, blue eyes and jazz and attitude.

Success is baby steps, the small accomplishments, and the days where you want to give up, but you try a little harder that counts.  

So baby don’t go home, I don’t wanna spend tonight alone.

Baby,” I said, “I’m a genius but nobody knows it but me.

Those of you who have the talent to do honor to poor womanhood, have all given yourself over to baby-making.