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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Will Rogers

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Association Learning Man People Reading Smart
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Fly People Rage
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up

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