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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.

Will Rogers

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Country Job Morning President
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
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Man Mistake never Tired
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic

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