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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.

Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS

Fools Money
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERS

Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERS

Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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Advertisement Convince Money Need People Spend
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERS

Buy Land Stuff
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS

Country Office Politics
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS

Mess Stupidity Trouble
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
WILL ROGERS

Government Match Men Play
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
WILL ROGERS

Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS

Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS

Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS

Fact Government Joke Report Watch

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