Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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