Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAIN
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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