Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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