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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Bob Hope

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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