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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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