Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
BOB HOPEIt’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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