I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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