Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
BOB HOPEI don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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