Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPEIf he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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