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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Bob Hope

That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Golf Loss Weight
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
BOB HOPE

Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way

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