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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Bob Hope

He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times

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