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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.

Bob Hope

A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex

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