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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

Bob Hope

Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
BOB HOPE

Decent Garden State
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPE

Funny Giving Humor
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Rocks
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
BOB HOPE

Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
BOB HOPE

Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPE

Instant Laughter Vacation
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
BOB HOPE

Doing Nothing Kissing Light
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humble Humor
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
BOB HOPE

Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.

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