I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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