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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Bob Hope

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

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