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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.

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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty

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