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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Equality Freedom Prejudices
If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Closer Holding Love One Liner Romance
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Arrive Dead Future Happiness Inspirational Life Past Present
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Attitude Life Principles Rules
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Beat Confidence Goodness Head Mind Revenge War
I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Funny Hero Heroine Tits
You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Huff Humour Leave
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Arrow Banana Fly Fruit Time
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Man One Liner Success Victory Wife Woman
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Hear Memories Past Stop Story

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