All geniuses die young.
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More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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