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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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